Monday, October 18, 2010

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Cold night
I hate your darkness
You taunt me and you like it.

Lonely day
You make me tearful
I need help.

Difficult life
You hate me
I suffer endlessly.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Hangover Help

   Yesterday The Fem Place had a BAD hangover, but I think I have stumbled over a miracle cure! Okay, maybe not "miracle", my body still felt "used", but I felt considerably better.

Step 1: Drink a giant glass of water.

Step 2: Drink a giant glass of apple juice while eating ritz cracker or the store brand. (Mine were the store brand. I ain't no fancy-pants anyhow, it was a BEER hangover)

Step 3: Stomach still nauseous? Drink a small glass of chilled tomato juice or clamato. Not sure why, but it works.

Step 4: If you are kitchen savvy and can summon the strength, make a large pot of homemade chicken and dumplings. Nothing cures what ails you like chicken and dumplings.

   I actually felt extremely better after all that. I have accumulated all these tips (except for the soup, that one was all me) from the "next-morning, surf the internet for any morsel of info that might magically rescue me from this hell that is my hangover" persuit. I have also read that eating a banana does subtle wonders. The best thing one can do is eat a good meal the night before and drink a lot of water along with your adult beverages because the alcohol dehydrates you, thus causing your nasty hangover. 


   So take precautions and drink responsibly. CHEERS!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Grand Re-Opening

   The Fem Place has been on a bit of a vacation, what due to getting rid of a jerk "baby daddy" and falling in love with a "first love" all over again. However, we are back in business my friends! And what better way to celebrate a re-opening than with a guest post? Yes, this week we want to feature one of your writing pieces! Send me a story, poem, haiku, product review, life rant, whatever and you could be the lucky reader who gets posted. Send all submissions to tfpguestpost@gmail.com and check back to see if your post was the chosen one!